giovedì 11 ottobre 2007

Un piccolo trucco disvelato


Potrebbe essere la soluzione...........
La vita dovrebbe essere vissuta al contrario.
Tanto per cominciare si dovrebbe iniziare morendo, e così tricchete
tracchete il trauma è bello che superato.
Quindi ti svegli in un letto di ospedale e apprezzi il fatto che vai
migliorando giorno dopo giorno.
Poi ti dimettono perché stai bene e la prima cosa che fai è andare
in posta a ritirare la tua pensione e te la godi al meglio. Col passare
del tempo le tue forze aumentano, il tuo fisico migliora, le rughe
scompaiono.
Poi inizi a lavorare e il primo giorno ti regalano un orologio d’oro.
Lavori quarant’anni finchè non sei così giovane da sfruttare
adeguatamente il ritiro dalla vita lavorativa.
Quindi vai di festino in festino, bevi, giochi, fai sesso e ti prepari
per iniziare a studiare. Poi inizi la scuola, giochi con gli amici,
senza alcun tipo di obblighi e responsabilità, finchè non sei bebè.
Quando sei sufficientemente piccolo, ti infili in un posto che
ormai dovresti conoscere molto bene. Gli ultimi nove mesi te li
passi flottando tranquillo e sereno, in un posto riscaldato con
room service e tanto affetto, senza che nessuno ti rompa i
coglioni.
E alla fine abbandoni questo mondo in un orgasmo.
Woody Allen

Mi sovviene una scena del film di Kubrik "2001 odissea nello spazio"
quando l'astronauta in punto di morte rivede a ritroso in una stanza bianca, asettica, priva di scorie temporali,
la propria vita che trionfa nella vita che continua o che è passata, poichè il significato non cambia
in questo samsara di vite che procede ...
Ecco che l'ironia di Allen, finalmente si colloca, in una visione trasversale della vita , che mi rende orgoglioso di esserci e di farne parte....
Evviva la vita e l'amore che nutro per essa............

21 commenti:

Ueuè ha detto...

Sì, Ottoflash, sono d'accordo, oggi davvero posso dirlo senza remore. Evviva la vita!
Malgrado tutto, però.

finardi ha detto...

Porca eva ho riso di gusto...quando Wudy era Wudy...

Concordo con la pensione anticipata !!!!!

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Ave...
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